The ten Sixers

 I am almost a right hander.

Schools for social life, not homework.

My worst fear is not having one.

I might know how to write.

You may think you know me.

Life is all about the wrongs.

I think that I don’t know.

Live like its your last day.

I thought things should go wrong.

So what if I cant write.

The Impulse 2

A man and a woman are waiting in line at Wal Mart.

M- Ugh, Why did we choose this line?

W- Because it has the magazine that I want.

M- Okay, lets make sure that we have everything before we get to the check out.

W- I am sure we do, I have gone through everything three times already.

M-  Okay, if we find out we have forgotten something I am not coming back to get it.

W- That’s fine with me because, I know that we have everything. Relax why are you in such a rush to get home?

M- This line is taking so long I am going to miss the start of the game.

W- It is just the beginning nothing exciting. You need to calm down please.

W- I made sure that I started the recorder before we left the house.

M- Thank you. Sorry for getting upset.

Impulse

A man and a woman are waiting in line at wal mart.

M- Why did we chose this line?

W- Because it has the magazine that I want.

M- Okay, lets make sure that we have everything.

W- I am sure we do, I have gone through it three times already.

M-  Okay, if we find out we forgot something I am not coming back to get it.

W- That’s fine with me because, I know that we have everything relax.

M- This line is taking so long I am going to miss the start of the game.

W- You need to calm down.

W- I made sure that I started the recorder before we left.

M- Thanks.

Don't read me

I have no life
I have no time to talk to my wife
I lost my job
My uncles name is bob
Fish stink
Pigs are fat
That is what i think about.
I am now homeless
I eat crap.
Boats are cool.

Shake the Dust.

This is for all the pitchers who threw there arms out. This is for all the nerds who got a B.

This is for all the guys who have been slapped. Shake the dust. This is for all the people not trying to achieve anything in there life. This is for all the fat people that cant get out of bed, and for the kids living at home that are in there twenties. Shake the dust. This is for all the people with insomnia. This is for all the drug addicts like mike. This is for all the short people who love basketball. This is for the kids that lost to there sisters in an arm wrestle. Shake the dust. This is for all the people with December birthdays even though there not to bad. Shake the dust. This is for all the adults that have not kissed. This is for all the parents who take there kids to mcdonalds every meal. Shake the dust.

I'm thinking about you like...

I’m thinking about you like water thinks about the ocean. I’m thinking about you like a fat kid thinks about food. I’m thinking about you like paper thinks about pens. I’m thinking about you like Oreo’s think about milk. I’m thinking about you like fire thinks of wood. I’m thinking about you like money thinks about being spent. I’m thinking about you like mike thinks about world of warcraft. I’m thinking about you like puzzles think about being solved. I’m thinking about you like pitchers think about a strike three pitch. I’m thinking about you like pictures think about walls. I’m thinking about you like Ipods think about music. I’m thinking about you like phones think about calling. I’m thinking about you like cars think about driving. I’m thinking about you like rabbits think of carrots.

Love is...

Love is a rainbow.
Love is a playground, it can be fun but you can get hurt.
Love is like facebook.
Love is a box of chocolates.
Love is a hole in one, it is unbelieveable.
Love is a new car, it last if you take care of it.
Love is your favorite tv show.
Love is a rollercoaster.
Love is a new phone.
Love is a pay check, you earned it... hopefully.